He said, she said...

Mom: "What do you want to wear today?"
Clayson: "My brown pants."
Mom: "Don't you wanna wear these comfy pants."
Clay: "No, the brown pants have my pepperoni in them."
Mom: "Your what?!"
Clay: "I put my pepperoni in my pocket to save it for later. Now I can eat it today."
Mom: "But I think they are in the wash."
Clay: "But that means my pepperoni will have soap on it."
Mom: "Maybe you shouldn't have put your pepperoni in your pocket."

I just found the brown pants. It was sample of jerky from Sam's Club. This kid kills me!