Funny!

Clayson says, "Do you sleep at high school?"
Me, "No, that's college. You move out and go to school and live on your own."
"Oh, so then after college you find yourself a wife?"
"Yes, that's a good way to do it."
"And then I can just visit home?"
"That's right."

Brayden, "Can I go in Carson's house?"
"No, it's a nice day to stay outside."
"Well, Carson plays the Wii when he's inside."
"Well, you are grounded from the Wii."
"Well, I can sneak on the Wii at Carson's house and not here."
"You probably can, but you are still grounded from the Wii."
"Oh..."